What a crock.

Attractive people have such an enormous leg up that no one even talks about it. Because EVERYONE wants to fuck them.

The real handicap in life is not to be stupid, poor, a minority or even physically disabled, but to be ugly. Any ugly person would trade up in a heartbeat instead of going through the drudgery of being ignored, despised and alone. Give me a large fucking break to go, on ice, in a handbasket, stat.

This hot babysitter was mentally ill. Know what’s worse than being attractive and mentally ill? Being ugly and mentally ill.

Know what’s worse than being attractive and poor? Being ugly and poor.

I can’t believe it even needs to be said, but being attractive and unfortunate in some way is way better than being ugly and unfortunate in that same way.

And being attractive is not some sort of curse. Someone unwell enough to become mentally ill as an attractive person is just as likely to become mentally ill if they were ugly, or perhaps moreso.

Whatever gifts, faults, setbacks or advantages you might have, they’re all way better enjoyed as an attractive person. Don’t believe me? Here’s a simple test you can use to disprove this dumb theory: put a bunch of dirt on your face, leaves in your hair, put on a fat suit, and wear fake hillbilly teeth. Got it? Ok, now try to go get a job, or get service at a bar, or meet strangers in a social setting.

Oh you might not get “bothered” by unwanted attention. But you will get “bothered” by being treated like something that someone stepped in. You will get “bothered” by being ignored, spat at or beaten up for having the audacity to be not attractive enough to engage in many of society’s situations.

Delete this. Delete it now and count yourself lucky enough to be so uninitiated in the ranks of the unattractive that you would even think about writing it.