Well, compare “everyone” finding you attractive to the most extreme alternative, which is no one finding you attractive. That’s the comparison I’m making here. There are people who no one finds attractive. They live and die alone. Hmm, die alone without any intimate human contact or… sometimes get hassled in public for being attractive. TOUGH ONE

It’s so laughably easy to become less attractive that it’s not much of a curse. I do it all the time without even realizing it. I have to think that if you can’t figure out a way to minimize your hotness then maybe the real curse is a lack of imagination or intelligence.

Go to the salon and tell the stylist to just ruin your day. I ask for good haircuts and they turn out screwy half the time. Who exactly is having a hard time becoming less attractive?

I can open up an ugly school if anyone can’t crack this mystery on their own haha!