Kimc of course what was I thinking! Being rich and attractive is such a burdensome curse, which is why so many people go out of their way to become poor and disfigured instead of literally the opposite.

You should go back and re-read what you wrote when you’re perhaps more clearheaded because you’ve ventured into Poe’s law territory. Or are you perhaps this out of touch? Hard to tell.

May I suggest that if you find yourself too rich you can throw some cash my way. I’m not hard to find on Venmo. I can’t help you with your TOO HOT problems, sorry.